Scoutmastertoad

Toad arrives at the office he shares with his dad at 4pm with a brown paper bag of fried chicken and a 40. Toad sees his dad’s stuff in the office but toad’s dad isn’t there. Toad quickly pours the 40 into a huge cup to hide the fact that he is a alcoholic. As toad walks quickly to the […]

ugh pictures uploaded tommorowh when i get to work hore STANDING ON THE CORNER OF WINSLOW ARIZONA AND IM QUITE SURE I’M IN THE WRONG WEBSITE!#$@#$@#$@#$@#

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scoutmastertoad: my friend is asking advice on how to talk dirty to her boyfriend Assssssley: hmm scoutmastertoad: yeah i was telling her it’s hard to give that kind of advice scoutmastertoad: cuz it’s more specific for the guy, right? scoutmastertoad: like some guys like to hear about how great their cum tastes Assssssley: ewwww Assssssley: i never really got into […]

t0ughtitties: gawd. i need more toad in my life scoutmastertoad: you need more toad in your mouth

Kalab: i don’t think i can drink with Shea anymore, it’s a bad combination….like gasoline and fire….

the gentle sound of 40’s clanking in a plastic bag and the sun going down THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE! WHEN TOAD’S DRINK!

hmmm if you were at the full moon club last night for “shane’s techno blowout” you might have noticed a guy in a gray shirt, clutching his backpack on the black leather couch. A look of drunken terror washed over his face, staring at Shea and Shane with their big white afros, trying really hard not to throw up. what […]