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2 minutes into monday…i sit sharpening my blade, mouth watering at the web sites that i shall stalk with my phone headset, keyboard, mouse and monitors. my outlook calendar is a scary thing…lots of people to harass…where’s my money…did you send the money…we can’t get started until you give us…the money. oh well, time to sleep 😀

okay first read this article now here’s my side of it. i woke up at my girlfriend’s house which happens quite a bit. we lay in bed together, she’s already super late for work but we’re just laying there enjoying the last of wonderful bliss of sleep. we hear the unmistakable sound of gunfire which is a pretty normal thing […]

i love plugging in the camera after a night of drinking and the last 12 pics not making any sense at all….this one is really artistic, gotta give kelly credit for it. i

so the shed behind my apartment is being torn down by some guys my landlord hired. the shed was in really bad shape, roof collapsing on itself and was just plain dangerous. it is a marvelous and magical act of nature that has woken me up really early this weekend. the thoughts i have of murder while laying in bed […]

if you should go browsing, on the thin ice of my sites, dragging you behind, the crappy code, of a million beer stained sites…don’t be surprised when a bug in wordpress appears under your design…you slip out of your hawaiian and out of your camo, with your code flowing out behind you as you fall through the ice!!$@#@#$%@#$!#$!@

mary saw my post a few months ago seeking camo pants and gave me like a dozen pairs. her brother was in the marines so a lot of them are still startchy, which is really weird. i feel this weird sense of calm knowing that i don’t have to do laundry until the maids come back next week. fresh camo […]

so this was one of those days. i started drinking a little earlier then usual for a few reasons im not going to go into. i manage through the first meeting with lots and lots of coffee, then start mixing stuff into the coffee….i come home, freak out for a while….i get little or a whole bunch done work wise…kelly […]

chop it down with the side of my hand… i never knew how great it would be to have a digital video camera…it’s so versatile in my life…i can use it to create videos for clients and post them on their web site and you tube and then later that night i can use it to record my own porn. […]