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May 26, 2006

anyone need a apartment?

My friend josh is getting a divorce from his wife and moving out of his dope ass apartment. 1200 sq feet $610, really nice place….i’d totally move in there if i wasn’t broke……give me a call/msg/email if you’re interested and i’ll hook you two up.
May 25, 2006

i missed you merritt

Sorry about this pic but it just seemed so ummm…you. It just works perfectl. Doesn’t even look like it’s fake……but it’s real, trust me.
May 24, 2006

i’m like jesus, but with websites

Woke up at 4am on the floor of my living room. Yesterday i drank way too much, anyway, thats kinda understood when you’re reading this site. I pour a vodka and cranberry juice(thank you rachel for the cranberry juice, i
May 24, 2006

i need to write about this or else im going to start murdering people and carving it in them

Okay lately the da vinci code has been in the news A LOT. This has brought the whole idea of all of this into daily discussion. I don’t want really wanna spend too much time on this update since i’m trying to get some work done but the da vinci code actually does a lot more harm then good. And […]
May 21, 2006

mane it’s just Orange Mound, nothing to be scared of

Okay so i had to get bulbs for Max’s headlights today. I go to the O’Reily’s on Lamar and one of the nice gentlemen help me out with and give me the right bulbs which the fuckers at Autozone couldn’t help me with. I walk outside and a really dirty black dude comes up to me and asks me if […]
May 21, 2006

omfg

nagin won? wow……ummm well…..i blame lizzy for this….she touched him and he wins……wow….after chocolate city…it’s like bush winning…..i guess black people really do vote….in new orleans. no that’s racist. no wait it’s not. did any white people vote for nagin? man i just don’t get it. sure whatever. chocolate city, seriously, wtf.i don’t even know what to say on this […]
May 20, 2006

confession time

So i did something bad the other night and i just can’t seem to care. Hearing my friends give me guilt about it just makes it better. Is this true freedom? I’ve tried my entire life to escape the idea of “good and bad” but it’s hard to get rid of things you’re bred with. Good…..evil…..it’s just all perspective……i mean […]
May 20, 2006

i am going to see jesus soon

Last night i found out that my headlights don’t work. Im going to go outside and try to fix this in a minute but im afraid it might be on the long list of shit i need to fix. I also found out the speedometer doesn’t work, which is kind of liberating. No more guilt of “oh no im doing […]
May 20, 2006

OMG LIZZY AND MAYOR NAGIN CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! LOL

Wow this is great, you rule Lizzy.