Scoutmastertoad

Had to jump several fences, climb under a few but we made it. Sitting on the 50 yard line of probably one of the most famous stadiums in the South. Andy George, my partner in crime both cracked a beer in the center of the field on the 50 yard line and started calling people on our respective cell phones, […]

Just think, everything you've ate today has probably been bad for you. If you ate fast food, you're killing yourself. If you made something that you heated up in a microwave, you're killing yourself. Why can we put a man on the moon, or at least fake it really well, yet we still can't make healthy food that tastes good.

i don’t post a lot of eternal links on crackhore anymore but this is definetely notable. http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~pyang/flash/miniputt.swf Last night, Alex and Wes were both sitting in my living room, both on their respective laptops, both playing Mini Putt. I had 4 aim windows up on my other monitor, all 4 aim windows were playing Mini Putt. Im not going to […]

A lot of people slowly remember things the next morning as they tell someone “what they did last night”. That just happened and i thought i better put it down in the site while im thinking about it. Andy, Alex, Wes and I just chilled around the apartment drinking when Andy decided he had to go out for just a […]

Okay, flashback to Memorial Day 2003. It's a sunny day, people everywhere are bbqing, drinking beer and relaxing on their day off. Sek is having a little bbq at his house. Toad is chilling by the pool with his laptop writing a proposal, everyone is drinking, eating and having a great time. We run out of beer, Sek and Brandon […]

You probably know at least a few thousand people, pretty close. Now most of them will die peacefully in a hospital bed, cancer of some kind, and die with their loved ones around them and leave this world in a serene matter. That 500 people are lucky. Now theres a huge chance that other 500 that they'll die in robbery, […]

i admit a lot of drinking and driving and im sure all my viewers worry about me almost as much as my own family does. maybe even more 🙂 But i don’t think drinking and driving is any worse then most of the shit doctors prescribe to people anyway anyway, i was driving down the interstate today about to open […]

scoutMASTERtoad: some weekend imma flip out and eat a bunch of meth and stay up for 3 days setting shit up like that, sleep for a day then wake up and bask in the glory of my web empire i created all cracked out on speed and blaring aphix twin MahBizNizzle: and then it all began scoutMASTERtoad: haha MahBizNizzle: the […]

Dunno what happened to the picture, took several….stupid beer…stupid muscle relaxers…i think that night ended at 6:30 the next morning, driving home from…*shudder* Printers, riding with my roommate who is screaming things at joggers as we pass them on the way home. Ugh, worst part was that was a Tuesday morning…