Scoutmastertoad

June 14, 2006

SEK: so sek is on his way out to collierville today to put a flower on his girlfriend julies window as a supprise because, well, actually i dont know why, sek is straight gangsta and doesn’t do shit like that, she must have him whooped.Â anyway…Â hes ballin down bill morris when he notices a crackhore sticker on a a […]

June 10, 2006

Memphis: A Dying City, America: A Crumbling Nation

Written by Frank This is going to be rambling but fuck it. It’s just the thoughts that come into my mind when I go around the city. I came back to Memphis January 2, 2005. I had been back to visit a few times since 2000, but I didn’t pay too much attention and only saw a few parts of […]

June 9, 2006

wow

Allen over at http://www.databit101.com/ has gotten totally off the chain. ToadArtRequest.swf So awesome, thank you, Databithore.

June 8, 2006

Evan Williams

My whiskey of choice when i havn’t made shit for money, the bills are late, and i hate my life. Evan Williams is really my favorite whiskey right now. You can get a huge monster bottle, it tastes bad, but still works. Mixed with water, coke or spit. It always owns.

June 8, 2006

Jack Daniels

I get pretty mean on Jack. I lost my whiskey virginity to mr daniels and will always hold a special spot in my heart for him. We still hangout occasionally but everytime we meet up, i just get memories of our relationship we had on Whiskey Wednesday for so many years….and i dunno. It’s bad to fuck ex’s.

June 8, 2006

The plot thickens

I just made another appearance on the tori amos fan forum. forum terrorism

June 8, 2006

Josh and Toad do Caught A Light Sneeze

This is by far the best thing, ever. caughtalightsneezetoad.mpg

June 8, 2006

Photoshops

Im standing outside in my backyard around 9pm, decked out in hawaiian and camo(like i even had to say it), peeing next to marla, who is also peeing. If any artists are reading this site, i will pay $50 if you can make me a nice painting of this. Thanks in advance. First we have Gately’s wonderful umm well….hmmm Next […]

June 6, 2006

why take home a fat ugly chick when you bring home a hot sexy tranny

i mean seriously. is it worse then bringing home a fat chick? come on. at least he looks like a girl instead of the blimp you’re fucking. at least a hot ass tranny looks like a girl. I mean, is it less worse then a fat girl? Hot tranny or ugly fat chick. Come on. I dunno, i mean i […]