Scoutmastertoad

Usually i try to break up my aim vacations into day by day accounts of what happened but this one is kinda tough. Every night i consumed as much alcohol as i could until sleep took it's grasp so trying to remember what each day consisted of….so i'm gonna kinda freestyle it, just try to cram every bit of every […]

oXMEPHXo: I get a lot of clients from strange places, probelm is most of the fucks can’t pay dick SCOUTmasterTOAD: hmm SCOUTmasterTOAD: well SCOUTmasterTOAD: welcome to freelancing SCOUTmasterTOAD: i deal html like i deal drugs now oXMEPHXo: haha SCOUTmasterTOAD: you can get a fix nigga, but you gotta fucking pay oXMEPHXo: dude I had a chick want a site that […]

Last night, after a really bizzare day, i convince a girl from aim, who i've met once in real life, to meet me at Neils for a little karoke fun. I arrive, already drunk from…that afternoon and polish off a few beers until she gets there. I put in my songs, Caught A Light Sneeze and some Cats In The […]

someone to hear your prayers someone who cares your own, personal, lawyer….. someone to get you out of tickets, someone who is there……… 5mph court in…ugh 5 hours…irony in a shot glass…..feeling alone when i’m all alone….god, need to update tommorow, after i post bail………

SCOUTmasterTOAD: right now that beautiful girl im meeting SCOUTmasterTOAD: is showering SCOUTmasterTOAD: to go to this seedy bar marsgodess1: haha SCOUTmasterTOAD: and meet this low life alcoholic SCOUTmasterTOAD: who is going to be on stage marsgodess1: my low life alcoholic SCOUTmasterTOAD: screaming caught a light sneeze SCOUTmasterTOAD: and probably urinating himself marsgodess1: haha

im gonna take this little moment of peace and calmness to tell you, my faithful viewer(s) about my day… i rolled out of bed at 9am….not really getting more then 5 hours of sleep and start my day. I’m installing internet kiosks, and a bunch of them. We set them up, i try to go to my dad’s office but […]

SCOUTmasterTOAD: i am so singing personal jesus wednesday at karoke

I’m ending every day, until the day i die, with Johnny Cash – Hurt.mp3