Scoutmastertoad

ugh im starting to run out of comfortable places. saw valerie last night at sidestreet, puked at the deli today….she can have this city, i’m drinking in front of the computers. i celebrated easter by smashing a statue of mary and joseph. hail satan. i saw my other stalking victim thursday night too.i can almost feel the burning of the […]

just about every night i snap and have to leave my computers and be somewhere else. that’s usually a bar. yesterday was just like every other day…i stayed home till almost 11 and then just cracked. i sat and drank with strangers while stalking a myspace girl, had a few shots and came home. here’s where the trouble begins.(he says […]

dear mrs amos(thats so hot you kept your name even tho you married him) so i was drinking by myself last night and woke up on my computer room floor to Marys Of The Sea. I don’t know what it is about that song but i can’t stop listening to it. Every single morning…..you would murder me if you had […]

lol databit rolled on through memphis last night….he brought me some presents he stole….so awesome…  

so the other day my phone rings…it’s my dad….i have a pretty good relationship with fathertoad…he says “have you done anything lately that i need to know about?” I’m sitting here with a cigerette in one hand and a beer in other…”dad you’re going to need to narrow that down” im not going to into any details but i feel […]

well it’s 7:30am.on a monday…im smoking a cigar, blaring tori and drinking a natural ice. so im stalking this new girl…..i met her at tracks the other night and she made the bad mistake of talking to me and making eye contact with me….i got her phone number from michelle and vaguely remember calling her last night…..she’s so not attracted […]

I was talking to Caryn about Laura(my homeless new orleans girlfriend in case you havn’t seen the other posts) and she made the very good point of if she ever finds this site and all the weird shit i’ve wrote about her, it’s going to really kill my chances. I quote, “even a homeless girl would think this is creepy”. […]

God, last night’s Sidestreet adventure was such a blur. I woke up and looked at the pictures and think this one kinda speaks for itself. When i first got there the entire red bar side was empty so i sat and talked with the bartender. She was having a bad day and poured herself and me a shot of jager. […]

Last night Amanda called me and asked if i wanted to spend a night away from the computers. We head to Murphey’s for Paul, Paul, Chris and David’s band, 3 Man Riot.  This was their first show….they played 2-3 really good songs and they blow out their amp. Their borrowed amp. One of the other bands playing lends them another one. Don’t ever lend them a amp.  […]