Scoutmastertoad

It’s a 5 speed tho. Toad doesn’t know how to drive a manual. So me and Marla hopped in one morning and drove around the block. I must have stalled it out at least a dozen times before Ian showed up and rode with me out to Covington Pike for a meeting. We only stalled twice on that. After i […]

This year's theme was “Hail To The Empire!” so everyone was decked out in togas. Except me and my bathrobe. While I was there I run into a Rick Sadosky(sp) from highschool. I didn't remember him until he told me his name but he later went on to tell me that i have a Hore Club at Notre Dame up […]

So Christy went to class the other day and left me alone with her dog and the History Channel. I hadn’t drank in 2 days and had just finished a monster workout on her stationary bike so a 40 started sounding really tight. Since Christy lost her keys and only had one set, i couldn’t lock the door behind me. […]

Well not really. It didn’t cost that much but what hurts is i didn’t look at the time on my ticket until after it was too late. I am a idiot. I am too stupid to get home. I hope Christy wasn’t joking when she said she liked me cuz i’m in new orleans for another 2 days….thank god Ian […]

The reasons are complex tho. I just woke up from a nightmare that i got caught shoplifting it from Bestbuy. The dream was so lucid that i could read the serial number off the cd right before a horde of police officers stormed through all entrances and trapped me in the stereo section. I figured it was a sign. It […]

After kicking in the door to the bathroom and trying to get a pic of Christy topless, im sent back to computer again. Last night i was having a really weird dream where Marla had destroyed something. I smacked her in the face and woke up when it didn’t feel like Marla that i had hit. I open my eyes […]

After Christy went to class and the bottle of Livingston was once unscrewed i thought about it some more. Do i really want a vehicle that encourages offroad driving? Every 2-3 months i would get drunk and drive the Camry through my apartment’s backyard, do i really want something that would make it possible to drive up hills, etc? Probably […]

After a amazing 2 hour massage, i can barely talk, see or type so im gonna try to finish this update without passing out in my chair. Everyone should have a massage therapist girlfriend. The Swedish part was relaxing as usual with the Oriental music playing, the candles lit and the dim lights. Then came the deep tissue. She should […]

I really wish i had brough the cable for my camera since i have loads of images i’d like to upload. I wish i was drunk so i could fully explain my hatred for the Memphis Police Department right now. Besides the multiple speeding tickets i’ve received in the past few months, including the 5 mph over that i received […]