Scoutmastertoad

look, if you work on computers in even the smallest sense, here is some really good advice. Usb jump drive will save your life. I don’t care how many you have, make sure you spread them out. I have 1 at work, and 2 at home. Fucked my day up completely. Lost hours of life, gas, stress, inner self loathing, […]

So today in toad’s key quest: I call around today, still desperate to find a dealership that can cut me a key based on the car’s keycode. It’s like $20 if you do it through a dealer. Honestly one of the guys at work **** said i should call baton rouge and mississippi and try to get them to cut […]

Because suddenly it’ll all make sense. I hope everyone who think i have done them wrong takes personal/sexual enjoyment from this. Because it proves everything Lets backstep a little bit. Saturday night, the night before the 9k race i’m thinking about doing. I go get italian food. Spaghetti, setup a playlist, drink beer all day. I am ready for the […]

We got a new cherry (guy that is new to the army and not been in combat) so I decided to take him out drinking one night. We went  to my buddy Dan’s house to consume copious amounts of alcohol and succeeded by far. I had the usual 18 beers or so, along with a shit-load of Jagermeister and some […]

Life moves forward as it always does. I’m doing shit in Flash that i didn’t think was possible and my side business is crazy as fuck. Ashley is getting used to living with me. She’s seen me run into a wall while on sleeping pills and whiskey.  Seen me walk around shirtless fighting invisible warriors with my sword. Heard the […]

fucking pwned. if i ever get convicted for my sins i don’t know…i don’t want to be hung…..saddam kinda looks like my grandfather…….it’s been weird feeling cuz i have this weird power called empathy. yeah he might have killed a bunch of kurds in a revolution. bush might have killed a bunch of americans in 9/11. i like to think […]

i dunno why im writing about this but i find it slightly humorous. Me and my good buddy **** were coming back from lunch today and a cop starts following us. The cop makes several turns after us so it’s obvious he’s following us. We get to the gate, quickly show are badges to the brave $10 an hour Wakennut. […]

So today i found out my contract has been extended if i want it until May. I’m honestly not feeling like leaving new orleans so i think im going to stay put. I left work today, ran 4 and a half miles at the gym, blaring the first mars volta album on my idildo. I’ve been experimenting with different music […]

hope you all had a safe and happy holiday. actually i hope itwas hardcore, filled with drugs, sex ,violence, cutting, bleeding, fights, anger and remorse. time to go look for leftovers