Scoutmastertoad

The little black boy randomly walked up to me on the train and sat down next to me. He asked what i was drinking, i told him grape juice and he sat and watched Resident Evil on my laptop. The first 2 pictures are the last 2 pictures of Dave.

Theres a phrase that I use quite frequently. Not Happy. The verbal expression of disgust, anger, or hatred. Expressing your emotions outloud. I really wanna know who makes the decisions in this city. Who thinks that Segways are a better idea then finishing the 10 year project that is the Sam Cooper high way extension. It’s not so much that […]

Then Christy comes over and we decide to play drinking games….with wine. Not included in these pictures are the pics of me laying on my side in a pool of vomit after the jug of wine was emptied….

I went for Chrissy and Brandon's wedding in Warren Ohio. The 2nd day my cousin Abbey came and picked me up to show me her drinking spots. Abbey rules, i get in the car and she's blaring Sublime. It rules having a cool cousin. Me and my lil' Sister. You can see the wine in my eyes. Here is me […]

It was only a matter of time before this happened. The reindeer and sleigh lasted about 48 hours before it happened. Where they came from, i dunno, but ny best guess is they belonged to the woman that lived above me. But as far as i can figure she moved out and left them for me. Probably thanks for all […]

I noticed his huge gates were open and i continued to drive by. Then i felt that little voice in my head that i hear whenever i see something i want to steal or property i wish to trespass. I turn around and drive down his driveway. Since he was having some kind of celebration, the gates were open and […]

I dunno how many people can relate to this but i have a tough time keeping my kitchen clean. Between the dog, my drinking habits and my guests, my apartment gets trashed on a regular basis. I’m male and this really isn’t a big deal to anyone i’ve ever dated and it means even less to me except that it’s […]