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Batman….the superhero..comic book guy, is not the hero we have been lead to believe… No sir, in fact, a resonable person with just a casual glace over the material and see what i see. That Batman…is a sex offender. O.K…let us look at the facts. Bruce Wayne. young , good looking rich guy, fights crime with youthful ward, to avenge […]

has been the title of every update for as long as i can remember. it’s weird how i preplan for depression tho. for example, getting new tags costs like $70 something after all the bullshit tacked on to it. I will either write a check or, if available, put it on a credit card, i will DEFINETELY not pay it […]

has been the title of every update for as long as i can remember. it’s weird how i preplan for depression tho. for example, getting new tags costs like $70 something after all the bullshit tacked on to it. I will either write a check or, if available, put it on a credit card, i will DEFINETELY not pay it […]

I found it odd , last week while talking to Toad, that by virture of him being white, that there were certain theories..ideas…urban myths, that he was unaware of. So in the spirit of racial harmony, I will explain. MYTH A once popular theory in the culture of my people, is that church”s fried chicken, is in fact a fully […]

so last night i had this dream. i’m fighting something, he’s bigger then me, we evenutally fall into a pool of lava. Still fighting, he has a gun, he gets out of my hands. I end up at the side of the pool, pulling myself out, and suddenly he’s standing there smiling. He puts a gun to my head and […]

Brad, who usually doens’t read much of my website(until now) was scrolling through my site, looking at the older latest pics and found a comment by sek about black people. sek referred to how much he loves brad by saying how he wishes he could own “4 or 5 black people”. Brad is not not amused. brad = not happy. […]

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my roommate brad was at the mapco out at brooks road. 979 brooks road to be exact. a homeless dude comes up and asks him for a light. brad, being, well, smart, keeps the lighter in his head and lights the guy’s cigerette. the guy then asks brad if they have security at the mapco. he says, “yeah usually”. he […]

Wes turned 23 yesterday. happy birthday, wes. even thoyou are still passed out on our couch, you can read this later. if you wake up. we all met up at Neils for Wes’s free bartab that he gets on his birthday. It was wednesday tho. This meant karoake. We sat up front for a while, i eyed the karoake stage, […]