Scoutmastertoad

I’ve recently decided it’s time to stop giving a fuck about things anymore. Life has recently reached it’s peak, it’s not going to get any better or any worse. Then i’ll die. And that would be worse. Anway, It is now up to me and my website to leave a small mark on the splotch of humanity so that at […]

i saw a man with a ladder and a van near my house today. thru previous posts you can tell that’s my internet’s version of “a large bald black man with a bandanna was fondling my genitals” he was from bellsouth, which means, the worst he can do is take down my phones with his stupidity. i just woke up, […]

a week ago i was tapping out my one hitter, it’s what i use to smoke tobacco out of, against my lighter, to loosen the tobacco resin that had built up. the end of the (tobacco) one hitter and it fucking exploded. a loud pop, lighter goes one way, tobacco one hitter goes the other. the heat from the tip […]

just got off the phone with my grandmother, the oldest of my kin, thanking her for the check she sent me for my birthday. i asked how she’d been and she says “well when you’re my age theres only one place to go and that’s down”. it was weird talking to her because im sure she has a very prestine […]

drink beer while shaving, get to meeting 45 minutes late, proposal is a diaster, won’t have a check for me for weeks. hot as fuck, waste gas, stink of memphis all over. get home, yay, e-mail from project manager, we’re tearing down the homepage for a site i havn’t been paid a dime for. for the 4th time. yay. more […]

i hate my life and i want to die

went to a party. saw some guy overdose. we left after that.

i love the world i love the world i love the world i love world woooooo wooooooo *hugs* *hugs* *pukes on self* *falls down steps* i am both the red stapler and the blue stapler.

Yesterday Valerie and I drove out to Craft road for a little 4th of July cookout. We sat around and watched Nascar, ate bbq and drank Bush. I couldn’t help notice the fact that we were doing exactly the opposite of Crunkfest. Much fun was had by all.