Scoutmastertoad

Skating was a bad idea but pretty good in retrospect. My body is so angry at me right now, it’s 5am and i can’t sleep. I hid the xanex from myself because the last time i had one i ended up talking about some pretty strange stuff. I actually think im depressed, too bad too cuz these past few days […]

God, still drunk, updating page. Big party, toad becomes blood brothers with that guy i kissed. I kissed alot of guys at the party. Met girl who was a red head and a lesbian. i think she wanted me regardless. I got hit by a car lastr night downtown and then went back to the party cuz i didn’t have […]

I’m glad im leaving Memphis. After four days of drinking, skating, and drinking and cutting and drinking i am finally sober. I have no idea how much money i spent or/and what i’ve drank in the past few days, but i am sober now. But i remember some of the stories, ehhehe. Last night, 4am, im driving home from the […]

Had a intresting night last night, ended up drinking at a local bar and decided to go for a late evening skate while drunk, a fairly common activity in my life, something about how i hate to fall asleep while drunk because i have dreams about demons and such. Anyway. Skating drunk is so great, if you skate at all […]

My LA trip was fun, lots of fun things happened. I learned if you mix acid and beer you can climb buildings and scare the hell out of every single person you meet during that. Anyway, i wake up with Ian knocking on my door and making me come to eat with him. We end up going to tracks, drink […]

I leave for LA today so don’t expect anymore updates for a week. We have a bet that i can sneak Thunderâ„¢ onto the airplane. They don’t think i can. We’ll see. That was alot harder to steal then i first thought. I had to cut a huge hole in the fence but i got it. Scared the hell out […]

Still homeless, still hungry, still have everything i own in the trunk of my car. I can’t seem to find my digital camera, i may have left it at a friend’s house this weekend or it could be buried under the piles of crap in my backseat. Until then you’re just gonna get text updates, no pics, life sucks, sorry. […]

Honestly, nothing really exciting happened. I got kicked off the subway by a really pissed off boston rail guy who said i couldn’t wear skates while on the subway. I argued that since there were no signs that it was perfectly legal. He said by that logic it would be legal to bring a weapon down here. In response i […]

Nothing like coming home Sunday morning wearing the same clothes you were wearing Friday night. Things are different now yet still strikingly similar. It’s okay tho. I’d sell my soul, my self esteem, a dollar at a time, for one chance, one kiss, one taste of you my magdalena……. How To Piss Off A Cashier Heh, so me and this […]