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ugh, woke up in bed with the 52 oz red mug of death and Tears Of The Sun playing on repeat. thank god it’s thursday and the beginning of the weekend

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im finishing the rest of the 52oz cup of vodka/cranberry….starting to wonder if you can leave cranberry juice sitting out for 2 days fermenting with the vodka. yet another wasted day in my wasted life. i really need to get better at making websites because i don’t want to be making the sites im making now, this time next year. […]

ugh last night before we went to my friend’s house, we filled the 52 oz big gulp up with vodka and cranberry juice. it’s still not empty either. drove probably 40 miles last night with that thing, sipping it, passing it back to valerie, her taking a sip, her passing it back to me. guess i can put ice in […]

you may have noticed a few posts are gone. it doesn’t matter since none of them were funny or intresting. the reason they are gone however is funny AND intresting. i had to move crackhore from the old server it was on at my dad’s office. I move the files, and database and everything else to the new server and […]

I was coming home after picking up Valerie around…5:30pm today and we see this tall black dude in a red shirt with a huge medallion around his neck. He’s just standing there, making eye contact with each car that comes by. We’re also on the other side of the tracks on Southern so you can only take one guess why […]

Last night at the Blue Monkey, i was relaxing with friends and watching the game. Also shooting massive amounts of alcohol. My friend who happens to be in the Memphis Police Department, we’ll call him Sid, decides that he’s gonna get me drunk since i fixed his computer. 2 extra special Jack And Cokes, 4 beers and i think 3 […]

Last sunday i was on my way to Melange for more beer finishing my drink from the previous bar. I park, finish the last gulp of whiskey, get out of my car, walk roughly 5 feet, fall to one knee and empty my stomach all over myself. I find this hilarious, seeing the peanuts from the last bar, mixed in […]