Scoutmastertoad

a big mouthful of apathy. today was the first day i’ve been back in my real life. i woke up, i got high, i listened to Failure, showered, shaved and went to the office. i went to chick filet, ate, dan at the office gave me $20 if he buys i’ll fly. beer #1. on the way to the office, […]

i now own a ’95 white mustang. it has a texas flag on it’s front license plate. it’s a v6. when i stomp on the peddle it goes. i now owe my parents 1,000 on top of what i already paid for it. I also own a del sol that is 90% put together but it’s in Mississippi. i went […]

Kelligirl rocks!!!!!!!! Oh my god……post birthday recovery….the room just stopped spinning and fuzzy memories ….but one fact remains…..Kelligirl rules. O.k… I know this blows any chance I have for seeking public office , but kelli is a very old dear friend of mine who now lives in Austin , tx. She from miles away…made this birthday rock…..i will not say […]

i have a car again. well, actually have 2 and a half cars at this point. half a civic, a entire del sol, complete with engine, and now a ’95 mustang. i am going to get a spare pair of glasses tommorow. just to be sure. to be continued

wow holy omfg wtf. Brad and are chilling in the study and i put on Pink Floyd’s Wish You Were Hear. In the beginning, it has the guitar riffs before “remember when you were long”. After it goes on for a second he’s like “wait a second, i thought you were listening to beginning of Dire Strait’s Money For Nothing. […]

yup, sunday night, 1am. the weekend is over. we are all cast back into the monday through friday slave labor which funds our weekends and sustains our weekdays. win. i’d like to take a moment to tell everyone about how much i love jug wine. for $12 you have a huge jug of just pure happiness. serious not playing around […]

so two migets are playing checkers in the nude and one miget says to the other midgets crown me after a magnificente move crown me so the other midget slaps the other with his giant cock other midget says hey what the fuck you know midgets dont crown very well migets have huuuuge heads and mom is not doing that […]

More myths exposed. Spaghetti. Here in the south, it may surprise some of you to know, that white people …do not view spaghetti as a side dish…but they…”gasp”, eat it as a meal it’ self! This is true, in fact i never thought it odd before, but now , I must admit that it is true. You’ll actually eat fried […]

More myths exposed. Spaghetti. Here in the south, it may surprise some of you to know, that white people …do not view spaghetti as a side dish…but they…”gasp”, eat it as a meal it’ self! This is true, in fact i never thought it odd before, but now , I must admit that it is true. You’ll actually eat fried […]