Scoutmastertoad

Well today is the last day of mardi gras…..i’m really ready for all of this to be over. Im not even sure if i have the energy to go out today and drink.

I like writing and talking about my misfortunes for some weird reason. I think it’s the inner Catholic or something, crackhore confessions. Yesterday i wasn’t even drunk and walked into the wrong bathroom at a resturant i go to frequently. Wtf dude. Apparently i walked out on a tab last week and now i can’t remember if i paid last […]

ScoutMassaToad: hmm dinner…brb linguistixgurl: i wanna be ur dinna ScoutMassaToad: wish you were ScoutMassaToad: you look a lot more appetizing then mr frozen pizza 🙁 ScoutMassaToad: but look which one is getting jerked off on 🙂 linguistixgurl: eww linguistixgurl: I ate vegetables, rice, and lo mein. linguistixgurl: wait.. linguistixgurl: What? ScoutMassaToad: *cough*

It’s nights like last night that make me wonder if this is a cursed land. I’m just waiting for the terrorists or our goverment saying it was terrorists, smuggles in a nuke to just finish this poor city off. It’s not like this city has really strong buildings anymore to soak up some of the weather. Just fema trailers and […]

So i browse that stupid site WAY too much more then any healthy individual. I usually just browse the New Orleans members but i occasionally i’ll use it to prove points. I was thinking the other day how great it would be to meet a girl who really liked mars volta. Mars volta and hotornot.com, i just described most of […]

Wow the first weekend of mardi gras is over and i feel like i got hit by a fucking bus. Could barely eat lunch. Friday i went downtown with 2 guys from work and threw shit off the balcony. This is until i decide to go walking around bourbon, hunting women folk. Apparently while i was gone, some super model […]

i’m pretty predictable when it comes down to it. i like to drink, laugh, and work. tori, pabst, etc. so when anna nicole smith died i freaked out. like i can’t believe she’s dead. i woke up today like any normal day but then i saw the headline again on cnn and it hit me all over again. now a […]

So i signed up for last.fm It’s really pretty cool. My list is kind of embarassing right now but whatever. My only complaint is it puts a stupid icon in your systray but it’s still a pretty cool site all around.

so last night it’s like 2am and i can’t sleep. i’m laying there, just thinking, mind seeking every single hole to fill. i think about wearing clean underear. because you might die in a car wreck. people always tell you that. it got me thinking tho, when you die, you shit yourself. IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU WORE THOSE BOXERS […]