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strikes down upon us again. huge storm a day ago, next day the power goes out for 4 hours. talk about a boring 4 hours. i got a lot done surpsingly tho. you’d be surprised how distracted you are from “work” when you have the internet, even when you make websites. anyway, last week really hurt me. after a good […]

im eating some chicken. 2nd piece of chicken i’ve ate today. body is starting to break down. im wearing a bright orange autozone shirt and a yellow trucker hat, tilted to the side. really not looking like a winner. it’s 3am and im pacing back and forth in the computer room, clutching the piece of chicken like i had just […]

it’s funny when it’s 4am. drunk and angry at my ancestors for having such good genes. ive tried everything to end myself in a fashionable way. ive tried drugs, alcohol, car wrecks, nothing seems to kill me. i just keep going. i keep doing what i do because it’s what gets what i need to do, done. okay that didn’t […]

I love people. I am seriously addicted to people. Brad says i’m like a serial killer, i’m just going to keep going out and affecting people until someone stops me. I thrive off the ability to communicate with people. The power of speech and aim will never cease to not entertain me. Today i woke up and felt like a […]

hehe saturday night, valerie, wes and i all went out for a few drinks. from this innocent beginning, we went and had a few pitchers. then we go to neils. more beer, now wes is on whiskey….. we leave and no one is sober. wes walks by a Evergreen Neighberhood Award site. He kicks it. It doesn’t budge. Valerie suggests […]

sitting here drinking my afternoon alcoholic beverage and steve begs me to drive him to work. fine. on the way back, i’m enjoying the day. It’s sunny, birds are chirping, it’s not bitter cold and not terribly hot yet. All the windows are rolled down. Listening to Sublime’s Stand By Your Van, a great album. Anyway, im at a stop […]

last night i left my meeting at the coffee shop, after successfully landing the client, i felt like maybe having a drink. i stop at zinnies, have a beer, get a sandwich to go and stop at andrew and jana’s to annoy them. once i started shaking, i figured i guess it’s time to head out. i visit andy(different from […]

ahahaha jail stab kill kill stab jail death arrested for bank pwning rawr rwaraarhahahahahahdflk stab stab stab hi welcome to a train wreck tommorow is wednesday. are you happy with what you’ve done on monday and tuesday? i bet you’re not. you have wasted so much time reading this bullshit. lets leave you on a good point. jesus may not […]

it’s raining it’s ass off in memphis today. i just got home, all warm and comfortable in front of the monitors. i realize i have no wine. and i have to ship 2 ebay items. so now i can’t figure out which one of the monkeys on my shoulder to listen to. i can sit here and be lazy, i […]