Scoutmastertoad

Thats why almost everything i do, all day long, is just to tire me out so i can go back to bed. Sleep, mmmm, i smile just thinking about it. Like everyone can relate, one more hit of the snooze bar, a few more minutes in perfect bliss, numb to everything, ego completely absent. I laid in bed this morning […]

since my redesign and confusing layout, im sure i have the lowest viewers ever. i guess since this is the slow decline of my site, i’d like to give my own eulogy. if that’s okay with all of you. hmm, crackhore.com started so long ago, my little outlet to rant and rave. So many drunk drives home, so many drunk […]

go over to my new friend dave’s house. he has a bar, fully stocked with liquor, hands me some shrooms and a pipe full of dank and said “catch up man” The vodka i found in the bar and the Faygo i mixed with it helped me catch up immediately. Vodka, Faygo and mushroom. I’m still having trouble typing and […]

god i get a phone call from market solutions in florida. They ask me if they can ask me a few questions about my banking and financial planning. It being 6pm and already on my 2nd drink, i exclaim “sure!” I alt tab to winamp, load up The Beautiful People and put it on repeat. He starts asking me yes […]

haha last night andy george noticed the crackhore shirts in the back of my car. He asks if he can have one, i sigh and give him one and tell him he owes me $10 for it. Later that night when i pick him up to head to the bar, he’s blazing his new crackhore shirt proudly. We roll in, […]

hmm gave a crackhore.com shirt to andy george about 3 hours ago…he’s already sold 2 shirts and has committed to not taking the shirt off until he sells at least 12….buy that shit now, it’s about to be out the door it’s 4:15am..fuck all of you

hmm well, as hectic as life has gotten, updates sucking more and more…today was bill day…pay rent, pay mlgw, pay timewarner. the 3 companies that own my life, here’s your fuckin money. drank a beer on the way to the grocery store, asked the girl at the piggly wiggly if she had aim, she said no, drove home. Theres nothing […]

the true test in life is saying no…

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