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March 23, 2006

March 21st 2006 – Marla enters her first liquor store.

Â Around 9Pm I’m so fucking depressed and bored and whatever that it’s time to walk out into the cold…probably with a fever, to the liquor store. I walk there and I tie her up outside. They’re like “hey man,Â dogs can come in, it’s cool”. I go untie her, bring her in, buy gin and walk home listening to Black Sabbath. […]

March 23, 2006

ooooooo these sour times

CUZ NOBODY LOVES ME IT’S TRUE NOT LIKE YOU DO

March 19, 2006

New Orleans

New Orleans Business Trip 1(Click For Pics) Alright, lets start in the beginning, which is a good place to start. I went to New Orleans last week to meet with some new clients who for some weird reason, want the toad to make their site.Â I ride down there with Merritt and her mother. Merritt is one of those people […]

March 7, 2006

tv interview

This was taken while i was interviewed by channel 5 at the Bush protest last year. You gotta love the hacker hat and the hoody with that sign. I wish she had got a pic of me where i was pointing at the camera and getting all furious. Picture by merritt. Â Â Â

March 7, 2006

okay that thing about getting my life cleared up

that isn’t working. the math of tomorrow is starting to scare me. what was going to be a “good night’s sleep” has turned into a “small nap before a long day”. it sucks no one is going to read this when i’m dead. If writing didn’t feel so good i would have stopped this last week.I was challenged with a […]

March 5, 2006

makes people nervous

Today at the deli the bartender asked me to ask Levi to stop playing “speed metal” on the juke box because it “makes people nervous during the day”. They have one of those jukeboxes that download music from the internet so we have the entire Manson catalog to choose from. Which he considers speed metal. I smile and nod and […]

March 5, 2006

platinum minus

Well our platinum plus journey is over. I’m probably jinxying everyone by saying this cuz i’m not sure if merritt, levi and rachel or sek got home okay but everything was okay when i left. fucking platinum. They had a pussy eating contest at one point which i navigated the crowd to get a closer look. Ppeople were balling up […]

March 4, 2006

LunaFuckingTick

Wow. Whenever i am awe stroke by something i feel the urge to write. To educate. Almost like a public service announcement. So i wake up this morning and i feel like complete ass, which is normal when you’re on a bender like this one. Levi finally gets back from recruiting and we go up to the deli for food […]

March 4, 2006

i am so fucking terrified

so i wanted to drop a line before tonight because this might be the “last update” if you know what i mean. since levi is going back to iraqi soon and rachel has never been, we’re going to platinum tonight. here is the line up. merritt, rachel, sek and levi. this can’t go well, it just can’t. i keep getting […]