Scoutmastertoad

we went out drinking before the race this last sunday. i was trying to be responsible and just have a few beers but i distinctly remember 3 shots of jager. we wake up late, kelly drops me off near the start of the race. i have time for some light stretching and bam we’re off. i started too far back […]

So i met these 2 teenage girls, i can assume it was from the internet, it was very hazy. they were 18 tho. they told me while sitting in a hot tub that they were going to attempt to climb a mountain. i decide to tag along since this should be a spectacle. we went off to some state that […]

last night my alarm on my phone goes off at 9:30pm, saying “Take yo unisom!” i spent a hour and a half at the gym, already kinda drunk so i say “naw i don’t need it tonight”. fast forward to 5am, i’m emailing my boss saying “i’m not coming in till late”. i get woken up at 9am by the […]

i think i’ve reached up the peak of working in a office. you get these 48 hour breaks every “weekend” then it’s back to wasting away in the cubicle. you wake up before you want to get up and have that eternal conversation with yourself “why am i doing this again?”. the golden handcuffs that you have the key to. […]

Kelly’s having a art show. $1 tacos and happy hour 😀

sitting here at my desk watching some newsgroup porn, watching the yahoo sports live update on the saints game(i don’t have a antenna for the lcd tv), smoking and drinking. i need a 3rd monitor. i’m trying to decide if i should stop, pause or close the porn when kelly gets here with the fried chicken. last night i went […]

here is your toad mental image of the day… i woke up this morning pretty early…kelly is meeting her mom to go furniture shopping so she has to leave early. i force some morning sex on her, even tho it’s late. i get up and stroll to the computer, turn the monitors on. sam had been msging me last night. […]

yay i lives! kelly and i ate gas station fried chicken and watched american gangster after driving back from her family. new thanksgiving day tradition.

elvis is just like jesus to me, yeah sure probably existed but i didn’t see a show so i don’t get it. and just like elvis, jesus would forgive me if i didn’t believe in him but saw lots of monuments to his greatness. i can’t decide who i just insulted which makes this a win update. hail elvis.