Month: September 2005

irony just does’t describe it

Okay i gotta be careful telling this story because i can’t let crackhore ruin this.  My neighber has roots in the black baptist church community.  He knows i make websites.  He has my cards, which made their way to a pastor.
Long story short, i host a black baptist church.  I keep harping on the fact that it’s a black church because it seems 100x less likely to trust my pierced, drunk ass.
It gets better.  He is also involved in a rehab group.  Which he wants a website for.  Crackhore.com’s scoutmastertoad doing a rehab website.  Drunk out of his mind typing the content out from the brochure, asking myself if this might actually be rock bottom.
I realized that it’s when i use the money he paid me to buy beer will actually be that moment.  The development of the site was the only thing pure in this whole story.
What im worried is he’s going to get me more clients.  The thin gray line between my 2 "unique" personalities.  I really don’t want either of these to spill into each other anymore then they have already. 

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mapco shoutout

i want to give a official shoutout to Mike and Rick at the Mapco  on Poplar. 

These 2 guys are my homies whether they like it or not because i buy beer at least once a day.
They fucking own own. 
I
literally go out of my way to go visit them.  Mike,
who pretends not to really like me, first got my attention as
being leet the first night when he told me i could buy 2 tall boys and
get more beer for less money then buying a 40.  It’s like a
alcohol consultant.
Rick just plain own too. 
Ever since i gave them both crackhore koozies, everytime i come into
the store he yells CRACKHORE!!!!!!  Rick saw me in a crackhore
shirt just now and asked how much money i’m making on the site.  I
lie and say "enough to pay for beer".  He laughs and says "damn
you must be making a some serious cash cuz you’ve been here twice in 24
hours.
I think of it almost as social rape. 
Like im just forcing my life on these poor non internet people and
there is nothing they can do it about it.  Just lay there and take
it.  Here, have a koozie. 

 
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crackhore!

okay, i’m semi control of the site.  i urge you all to register
quickly so no one steals your name.  I’m don’t think i’m going to
be able to import the old member list.  please re-register

welcome to the new era. yeah

Josh is throwing a metal show at The Armory at the corner of Washington and Cleveland Wednesday(the 21nd)

 It’s $5 at the door, lots of heavy metal and BYOB.

see you there

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