Camo Banana

I really don’t recall the idea of why I decided to paint a banana with camo pants. I believe this is actually a self portrait, from Halloween 2011 when I wore for 3 days straight…camo pants and a banana costume. By the end of Halloween it had cigarette burns, jagermeister stains and was a absolute bio hazard awesome waste. To commemorate that Halloween and all of the fun that was had, I painted the first camo banana.

Status: Sold $1,500.00

Owner: Private collector

Location: Oakland, TN

The United States Of Pug

The United States Of Pug is a controversial piece of art because it depicts 8 stripes, instead of the standard 13, which happen to stand for the 8 colonies of Chinese pug dogs that were eradicated in the early part of the 1500’s. Situated off the West coast in what is known as modern day Sacramento, the pugs landed and set up 8 colonies and began trading with local Indian tribes. They were soon wiped out by the white man’s expansionist ideas and have faded from history.

Status: Sold $1,000.00 

Owner: Private collector

Location: Collierville, TN


Im standing outside in my backyard around 9pm, decked out in hawaiian and camo(like i even had to say it), peeing next to marla, who is also peeing. If any artists are reading this site, i will pay $50 if you can make me a nice painting of this. Thanks in advance.

First we have Gately’s wonderful umm well….hmmm


Next up, we have Amanda’s. Good job, Amanda, think you’re in the lead now.


kind of a long story

So boar pastes me this link to a car forum where they are showing pics of them racing across the country in their super exotic cars. I’m fucked up and decide to start some shit. I ask everyone in the forum if i think this chick in a picture with one of the racers, would fuck me if i didn’t have a Ferrari.

Banning from forum ensues but i still got mine.