Iphone practice update

Hehehe I went downtown today to geyt my haircut, worn my starfuckers shirt Kelly bought me and one of my pairs of white linen pants, so much fun having clothes… Nothing better then white linen pants and a black tshirt…..contrast for the win\n\nSo in need of some sleep, need to be early bed toad tonight, like 9 pm for real

Yay iphpome and worpdpresa!!!!!

Yay I am upsdaring depm my iPhone becasue I need practixlce with. This gAy ass keyboard is just about as gay as I thougt it would be but Imma get uses to it ror die trying. Oh well it s not really as bad as I thought I meAn dits aiutoeplacinf moat of my. Misspellings,
Oh here is a cr anbery and vodka lolol
Sent from. Aiphones

happy 11th anniversary

11 years ago today, a young bright eyed toad decided to register crackhore.com

it’s interesting to think what i used to be like 11 years ago…pretty much the exact same as i am now, except i had youth to blame everything on. as soon as i graduate i’ll be able to do what i want. there is definetely a kind of greatness that i’ll always miss…to know that your whole life can lead to so many great things….blah that’s the 29 year old talking…

it’s been a crazy 11 years tho, lots of really useless non entertaining updates…a lot like this one…

i really feel like ive let this site down tho…a big part of me wishes all i did was update this, make videos, have adventures and post and somehow pay rent, utilities, etc….oh well, had to work, it happens.

still pretty great to know that it’s lived this long and since i put a 10 year renewal on it, it’s gonna be up a long time.

4th of july party fear

hehe having a party, lots of people invited, not sure how many are going to come.

going to buy a lot of food, cook it, get drunk and feed who ever comes over. pretty much the plan. i think. i dunno, guns are loaded, everyone better behave.

anyway….pics to follow…going to be fun, i hope…oh well, at least i’ll eat good. ive been grilling like a fiend the last few weeks, kabobs, burgers, chicken, ribs…i have this, i can do it…the not setting myself on fire with lighter fluid, the timing of chicken and ribs, the not dropping food part…

ive always been overly paranoid about undercooking food which leads to a tendency to overcook food. how ironic. oh well, i’ll try, i have a keg, people will drink and eat my under/overcooked/dropped on floor/food and they’ll fucking like it.

cuz after all, no one talks shit to the cook when he has hollowpoints….

cough anyway come on over 😀

4th of july party fear

hehe having a party, lots of people invited, not sure how many are going to come.

going to buy a lot of food, cook it, get drunk and feed who ever comes over. pretty much the plan. i think. i dunno, guns are loaded, everyone better behave.

anyway….pics to follow…going to be fun, i hope…oh well, at least i’ll eat good. ive been grilling like a fiend the last few weeks, kabobs, burgers, chicken, ribs…i have this, i can do it…the not setting myself on fire with lighter fluid, the timing of chicken and ribs, the not dropping food part…

ive always been overly paranoid about undercooking food which leads to a tendency to overcook food. how ironic. oh well, i’ll try, i have a keg, people will drink and eat my under/overcooked/dropped on floor/food and they’ll fucking like it.

cuz after all, no one talks shit to the cook when he has hollowpoints….

cough anyway come on over 😀