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I wish i could remember this

I wish i could remember this

I don’t remember exactly what this was about….

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Livingston Burgundy

Livingston Burgundy

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit neegher this is some damn tasty white.  Get some velveeta and some saltines and you’ll get the chicks mad wet between the hams.

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The Easy Hard

The Easy Hard

Okay, this was a damn good movie. Two robberies happen at the same place at the same time and shit just kinda blows up. Basically I’ve seen this type of movie a million times. It involves everything you expect from a robbery movie so it’s almost kinda predictable but the cast makes up for it. […]

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Hore Hop

Hore Hop

Deebs and I once stayed up for 3 days making music in this really janky program titled Hip Hop Music Creator. This stuff is great. 01-AnotherNight.mp3 02- Hatred.mp3 10 – I Hate Snakes.mp3

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The United States Of Pug

The United States Of Pug

The United States Of Pug is a controversial piece of art because it depicts 8 stripes, instead of the standard 13, which happen to stand for the 8 colonies of Chinese pug dogs that were eradicated in the early part of the 1500′s. Situated off the West coast in what is known as modern day Sacramento, the […]

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Marla Singer

Marla Singer

I am a great graphic designer.

Recent From PROPAGANDA

lol

lol

Peter did this at the Backyard Burger on Stage. We can never eat there again. I can’t believe the clerks didn’t see him. So awesome.

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C R A C K H O R E . C O M

C R A C K H O R E . C O M

Welp, the load of homework wasn’t that bad from the 4 days of sick vacation. I got to see the new layout of hore.com viewed on another computer, my music history teacher. The image gallery is way too popular. hehe Toady is travelling tonight on a plane I can see the red tailed eyes heading […]

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Keep bucking him against the wall

May 16, 12 Keep bucking him against the wall

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Poor mistikal, sometimes ya got to get knocked down?

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Why sleep in discontent? Oh the price of companionship

Jan 23, 12 Why sleep in discontent? Oh the price of companionship

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I never write on this site anymore…wish to change that but i realize i just…don’t. The last update was about Kendra which i can honestly say is going very well.  I always find it very special to date someone above 90 days which i think we’re getting close to at this point. Usually by then things have fallen...

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life moves forward

Must…continue..updating. We started talking on october 28th…almost 2 months now…wow. I had to login to okcupid to see that. Two months is a long time for me. Kendra is a interesting situation. I’ll try to sum her up in a short paragraph, the way she has maybe summed me up in post it note…she...

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old myspace pics

Dec 05, 11 old myspace pics

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the time i almost shot 2 people

I’m not sure how to write this post so i’m just going to get started and let it kinda fill itself in.  My upstairs neighbor and her friend decided to surprise me when i came home from a night drinking by hiding in my bed. Only problem is i’m actually in that bed massaging my…she’s not a girlfriend but...

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wear banana suit fuck bitches

I’m trying to see if i can get to page 1 in google with the title tag of fuck bitches get money but i’m not even on page 8. I must update more. anyway. About fucking bitches and getting money. Lemme tell you something about the banana costume. I’m not sure where the idea even came from but i decided to be a banana...

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