Camo Banana

Camo Banana

I really don't recall the idea of why I decided to paint a banana with camo pants. I believe this is actually a self portrait, from Halloween 2011 when I wore for 3 days straight.. ...

The United States Of Pug

The United States Of Pug

The United States Of Pug is a controversial piece of art because it depicts 8 stripes, instead of the standard 13, which happen to stand for the 8 colonies of Chinese pug dogs that ...

toad in southpark

toad in southpark

Andrea, who obviously is bored, made toad in southpark. ...

scoutmastertoad

scoutmastertoad

props to sam.... ...

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Photoshops

Photoshops

Im standing outside in my backyard around 9pm, decked out in hawaiian and camo(like i even had to say it), peeing next to marla, who is also peeing. If any artists are reading this ...

Fatherhood

I got accidentally Sarah pregnant about 9 months ago. It was the last time I slept with her. I had already moved on a serious way when she told me, she was several months in before she decided to tell me. It's been interesting how people congratulate me like this is a huge accomplishment or something I should be proud of. It was a huge mistake and I'm going to be paying for it for the next 2 decades. If I h ...

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Marla died today

I can't believe I just typed that title. She had a good life. She really did. She grew up in Memphis with me working from home and her personality was really built from that in a sense. Spending so much time with me on a day to day basis gave her the ability to learn so much english that it was like you were with a real person. We spent days and days together. Working from home you don't see many people so ...

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Relaunching this site

I'm going to relaunch this site in 2016. I'm currently in the process of redesigning the site as well as adding some new fun things. The main goal is that I'm tired of spamming Facebook with my crap and need a better avenue for my clever writing. ...

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Bottling instructions

There are a million web sites with steps on how to bottle beer but I wanted something super detailed I could read from the moment I finish brewing. While it's fermenting, it's time to start looking at the bottle situation. You have your bottle exchange you can always raid but you gotta go uptown and get them. Here is the math. 48-54 12 ounce bottles 32-35 16 ounce bottles 24-26 22 ounce bottles 16-18 32 oun ...

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Bluetooth headset review

This is my jesus bluetooth device. There are many like them but this one is mine. (non affiliate link) http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005IMB5NG/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1 Red means off, black means it's on connected. I look forward to phonecalls with old friends as a chance to use it. Has a range of 20ish yards. Always crazy when you are that far from your phone and it rings in your ...

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drinking

Drinking again. The first drink was a ice cold PBR served to me by a beautiful blonde covered in tattoos. Very down to earth too, not a bimbo, what you think when you think blonde. She wore tight jeans and a shirt with the sides cut a little short so you can see her hips. Imagine what your hands would feel like on them. That's why I'm wearing this shirt. I like smiling at you. Should have asked her out. Nee ...

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soberiety

Woke up sunday after a week of sin which I hope does not come back to haunt me. I was laying on the couch contemplating the idea of rock bottom and how far I still really need to go when I heard a knock on the door. It's my neighbor's daughter. She's asking me for a beer for her dad. He's down by the pool grilling. I walk down in my black robe and 2 tall boys of Becks, the last of the alcohol in my house. I ...

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holiday time

I absolutely love this time of year. Party party party. It's okay that no one wants to start any new projects. There are christmas parties. I had my fucking party in august when there were no new projects and there were no parties. That should come for something. ...

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