HEY KIDS! ITS YOUR UNCLE ANDY AND YES I HAVE A BONER THE SIZE OF A BABYS ARM HOLDING AN APPLE. ME AND TOAD WERE SITTING AROUND DRINKING AND WATCHING SOME SCAT FILMS AND IT OCCURED TO ME, I DONT HAVE SEX OR TALK TO MANY MIGGETS OR ASIAN CHICKS MORE THAN THAT I HATE ROOFING FUCKING HOUSES IN GETTO NIGBORHOODS.
AFTER 6PM AND I EAT PIZZA, NOT TO MENTION THE COUNTLESS HOURS OF THOUGHTFUL MASTERBATION TO THE TELATUBIES AND MISTER ROGERS. I LOVE HIS SWEATER AND LITTLE SHOES WELL.
LET ME GET TO THE POINT THERE IS NOT ENOUGH *@#$@#$ IN MEMPHIS FOR ME AND I AM PISSED FURTHER MORE THERE ARE NO DEATH METAL CLUBS IN MEMPHIS. I LOVE GOTH CHICKS AND I NEED MORE SEND ME SOME PHOTOS AND NUMBERS AND HIPPIE CHICKS GOT TO GO HIGH MANTINENCE CHICKS.
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HERE IS TIP, USE SOME OF THAT MONEY YOU HAVE ON A GUN AND FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES, YOU ARE NOT THAT FUCKING IMPORTANT.
FRAT GUYS JUST COME OUT OF THE CLOSET WE ALL KNOW YOUR GAY QUITE PAYING FOR IT IN FRAT DUES.
WELL I AM HORNY DRUNK AND TIRED AND TOAD HAS A SALAMI HANGING AROUND HIS NECK SO I GUESS WE ALL WIN.
RAPE YOU LATER
YOURS TRULLY ANDY GEORGE
P.S. I AM WEARING YOUR PANTIES XXXOOO
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