i went to piggly wiggly tonight to buy some beer. i walk in, grab the 18 pack and stride to the cashiers. the big black lady behind the counter is like “damn, are you in a hurry?”
toad: i’m always in a hurry when i’m not up on my pc’s
cashier: what you do on computers?
toad: rogue webdesigner!!
cashier: oh so you need beer to make website?
toad: omg! see thats what ive been telling people! you NEED beer to make websites.
*signs credit card slip, tell her to have a good day*
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