mapco shoutout

i want to give a official shoutout to Mike and Rick at the Mapco  on Poplar. 

These 2 guys are my homies whether they like it or not because i buy beer at least once a day.
They fucking own own. 
I
literally go out of my way to go visit them.  Mike,
who pretends not to really like me, first got my attention as
being leet the first night when he told me i could buy 2 tall boys and
get more beer for less money then buying a 40.  It’s like a
alcohol consultant.
Rick just plain own too. 
Ever since i gave them both crackhore koozies, everytime i come into
the store he yells CRACKHORE!!!!!!  Rick saw me in a crackhore
shirt just now and asked how much money i’m making on the site.  I
lie and say "enough to pay for beer".  He laughs and says "damn
you must be making a some serious cash cuz you’ve been here twice in 24
hours.
I think of it almost as social rape. 
Like im just forcing my life on these poor non internet people and
there is nothing they can do it about it.  Just lay there and take
it.  Here, have a koozie. 

 

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