is what nelson muttered, when i told him i’m really going to scare the shit out of the merry maid customer service reps at 1pm when they knock on my door for the free consultation i signed up for.
this will be good. there are beer bottles everywhere, i’ll be naked, outside, laying in the bushes. she’ll knock on the door, i’ll jump out, wearing nothing but my hacker hat and um, socks.
she screams, i chase her to her car. police sirens.
the new era has come. if me and my dog can sleep on your couch, please call or msg.
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