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sometimes me and ian have qaulity time before we go to sleep. it doesn’t not include cluddling or anything, in reality it’s me standing in his door asking him weird questions to try to plant any weird dreams. i started talking about what it was like to be stuck in a WWII concentration camp death shower and how the surprise […]

haha this morning i smoked out the guys that were painting the outside of my duplex. their over at my neighber’s house right now, smoking pot and eating pizza. wtf

ugh, fucking 4th of july again. i was walking out of the circle k at highland today and found a $20 bill laying on the ground. I look left, look right, making sure there isn’t a CKY cameraman waiting for some random person to tackle me, and pick it up. $20 never felt better. $20 will buy a 3rd of […]

Hmm, first day of being unemployed. I cleaned my entire apartment because i felt bad about being a burden on society. Should i feel bad? I don’t know. I found 4 lighters and 2 packs of cigerettes under my couches. It’s amazing how many things you can find when you move furniture. God i need a job. It’s funny how […]

I washed down the downpayment for the website, a Halcion, with one of those big Heineken's. I put on Wes's swimsuit, which was a little tight in the crotch, no offense to Wes, and proceded to pull drunk/luded moves off the diving board. They give me the rest of the downpayment, making me promise i don't eat them until i'm […]

BigBabyOwlJesus: 3 beers at jillians a black and tan n fish and chips at dan mcguinness then countless cherry bombs and pucker shots then a double shot 190 octane then more pucker shots and 5 shots of jack and a heineken, i even threw up all over myself at one point, ha i was walking through peabody place with a […]

It’s been 365 days. I’ve deleted most of this post just to try to stay un melodramitic(sp). All i should say is what i did today. I woke up, worked as much as i could and got drunk, typed out many paragraphs of depressing diatrab(sp), deleted it and hopefully went to bed

god, my neighbers dog is barking, thus invoking a great orchestra of barking dogs on my entire goddamn street. i’m up anyway working but the principle of these random neighberhood dogs that roam up and down the street annoying other people’s dogs. god why am i updating about these goddamn dogs. i went outside a second ago and saw someone […]