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i woke up to the sound of bacon and eggs cooking. i wake up, wiping the sleep out of my eyes, that terrible hangover that you have for 15-20 minutes before you start drinking coffee or beer. swede hands me a tea cup of coffee, complete with the little dish underneath it, dunno what it’s called. i check email and […]

well i got off the train, finished my last unisom bottle shot and laid on the bench. swede calls and says he’s on his way to the train station. i lay back and relax and wait for him to pick me up. i offer whiskey to the 3 women who are watching a portable dvd player. they decline. hate women. […]

well im leaving miami this morning to go to orlando to visit my dear friend swede. i mapquest out my directions and call a cab to take me to the train station. it takes longer then expected to drive to the train station. i don’t have enough money. we stop at a gas station. my car refuses to give up […]

i had to post about this, the story is spreading through aim so i better go ahead and get it on official record. valerie and i were coming home from the movies sunday and we pull up to a pretty large black woman, really feeling the music she’s listening to. a pause in our album hit and we hear what […]

i call timewarner last week to get internet and cable hooked up at my new apartment in memphis. “oh i’m sorry, since the people who lived there before havn’t returned their equipment yet, you have to take a receipt from MLGW and your lease to one of our offices to prove you live there”. I drive downtown Friday to go […]

okay, we got to get serious. ive been reading the news lately and i think i have got a idea on how to solve something and i wanna throw this out and see what you think. michael jackson is unstoppable. he has money, fame, everything. we obviously can’t stop him with our legal system and guns and explosives would be […]

i wanna throw a whats up to everyone that works with Emily. nothing like picturing a bunch of people in a hospital looking at my site. login for you: hospitalhore password: hospital last night i walked to my friend carlos’s apartment. he lives in a gated community, where you gotta put in a number to open the gate to get […]

walked to the store to buy beer. on the way there i notice two pieces of a plastic license plate holder laying in someone’s front yard. I keep walking and see a half of a license plate. I pictured the car driving by, chunking out the stolen license plate and anything else linking them to their crime. I wonder if […]

—-Bitch about lack of sleep you should not see 5:55am on the clock before going to sleep. not healthy. first alarm went off at 10, next at 11, next at noon. i need to get something more to work on so i have a reason to stay up this late. —- i’m so glad im not a pilot or else […]