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aliens will discover our society, dust of a harddrive and see this picture and completely understand our culture.

last night oliver and his wife picked me up and took me with them and a group to the mortuary haunted house on canal. i walked over to the shell station and bought a tall boy, some beef jerky and pistachios for dinner.  i consume my lovely dinner while we wait for the rest of the group. we finally get […]

won 3 games, fuck some checkers i don’t believe she was 14…lies, lies, lies….

i’ve been playing checkers on pogo.com very frequently…there is something about it…just so basic about it…just all these nice computers and i use them to play fucking checkers…my username is also IAMYOURJESUS so i’m really just up there trolling people…religion is the easiest route to piss someone off.. it’s also a really great way to meet chicks… i’m always pulling […]

okay so i just got a msg on myspace from some chick i’ve never met before. i’m used to getting friend request from obvious bots trying to lure lonely guys into signing up to watch some cam site but this one is really weird. this one is attacking it from a really fucked up angle tho…she says her mom wants […]