TOAD NEWS FEED

i’m on the crackhore with scoutmaster and toad. Yeah so i’m enjoying my single life of sitting at home and drinking. I found out valerie is telling people she broke up with me instead of vice versa. Sounds good, whatever. I know cute little goth girl is having a lot of problems getting laid compared to insane alcoholic webdesigner. Take […]

TOAD You have two hawaiian shirts? Two pair camo pants? One pair black boots? Two pair of pabst? One wireless laptop? Three hundred dollars personal hosting money? Alright. TOAD You’re too fucking newb, llama. And your file sizes are too big. Get the fuck of my porch.

in case you havn’t noticed the new updates…im basically uploading all the misc content over the years and adding it to this system. I’m not changing the dates because i don’t know the dates and i might as well let everyone see some old school shit.