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saturday is the party at Niels, details below. drinkydrinkydyinykhahahazzzzzzzz

Now when you look at these pictures, you go through a few phases of shock. When i pasted the url to my friends on aim, i got the generic “wtf” response. My viewer submitted crackhore pics are starting to get awesome. For future clarification. I will pay(paypal) if you take a pic of breasts with my shirt.

Okay, so my friend Brad says he’s taking me out to dinner for a favor. Steve and this girl, ugh, can’t remember her name, anyway, we’ll call her Christy. Christy demands we go to IHOP, ignoring the thousands of other resturants in Memphis. We get in her station wagon and drive to IHOP. Now it’s hard to explain in text […]

all you fuckers who were making fun of me when i didn’t have power, hope you’re enjoying your looting and chaos. I guess it’s a lot worse, considering new york has a lot more people crammed into a little space. Must have sucked for so many people, lalala, riding on the subway on the way to work, just like everyday….OH […]

yay hahaha the hours of moshing around my php shopping pay off again when i sell another shirt! think this is like the 3rd one thru my site in 6 months. Please buy a shirt. I guess this is as good of a update as any to mention that i have 500 crackhore.com beer foamies in the works. Only problem […]

omg haha Turnaround, Every now and then I light up the crack pipe and my head goes spining around turnaround, every now and then I get the muchies and then the paronoia feeds my fears Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit nervous cuase I don’t remember that hours have gone by Turnaround, Every now and then […]

im almost done, honest, haha. i have a favor of all of you. If you have a screenshot of a bunch of my screennames, please email me. cracktoad@crackhore.com

Geez, 3am on a tuesday morning and im bored. I skated a bunch today, not really much else to do in this boring ass city. I came to a conclusion tho, which is great, cuz i like conclusions. I started to write it all down in this little news section but decided it was a quality enough document to put […]