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toad looks like an angel when he sleeps

trying tommorow

Having someone swallow after giving head is like a drive through car wash for you cock.

scoutMASTERtoad: i think the problem was she wasn’t kinky enough scoutMASTERtoad: i need a fucked up bitch FloTekSek: yah, like im usualy barely done the first time and im already losing interest FloTekSek: what you mean not kinky enough? FloTekSek: she suck dick? scoutMASTERtoad: yah but like scoutMASTERtoad: she’s the only girl who actually said like a few days later […]

kind of drunk, ignore grammer mistakes. ugh need to make a static gif on the homepage that says that. anyway…… was meeting andy “daterape” madewell and ian for dinner at outback last night. We know a waiter there and he got me thinking about it so we went. they get there before me and i call them to tell me […]

so yesterday before i go to kaleb’s bbq, i decide to stop in and get my haircut at the good ole Fantastic Sam’s i usually go to. I sit and wait for what seems like hours, reading a great article in GQ about Johnny Depp, how he likes France so much more, etc. Finally it’s my turn to get my […]

after 71 years the drugs finally caught up with him lol

dead