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hmm, gonna rebuild the horeboard using pmachine…not sure what topics i should make, you guys have any ideas? cracktoad@crackhore.com

everyone be hating on my new shit 🙁

ROAR drunk beer drunk angie says hi after this 40 we’re going to the hitone see you there

ToraBoraSam: STEP RIGHT UP! >:o scoutmastertoad: DRINK>:o scoutmastertoad: PUKE>:o scoutmastertoad: CRAWL RIGHT UP INTO BED>:o scoutmastertoad: hahaha ToraBoraSam: haha ToraBoraSam: ya ToraBoraSam: im goin to bed ToraBoraSam: drunkhore

haha this is how you remind me, that we really suck

walk into the liquur store, doc martins untied, no socks, fly unzipped, hair messed up, wearing the clothes i slept in and pick out 2 bottles of wine. the guys at the counter make small talk, i tell them i’m just picking up breakfast and they both give me a “wtf” look, say “see you soon” and off i go….looks […]

another great and productive friday….starting at 4pm…..missed a fedex package that was supposed to be delievered….cellphone decided to turn itself off so i have 2 voicemails…yay voicemails from my dad asking why i decided to sleep all day instead of work…. must resist urge to reply “was really tired from a long day of drinking”…

I've got this friend named Jim……he is now referred to as Evil Jim. Because he is now evil…. The night in question was a thursday the friday anteceding the thursday in question would be jim's 25th birthday. jim was off work for that friday. Jim, jim's roommate, jim's fiancee (now wife) and jim's friend carl went out to celebrate. Carl […]