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Hi All right, people? Well, first of all, my pseudonym is Blaze Handack (for the time being let’s be thus). I’m from Brazil and I’m a person who like comics, sci fi, cinema and vanguard literature. After years, reading and seeing very cool things in the kind, I put in my mind the idea of was my hour to contribute […]

I open my door and Marla pokes her head out and sees that we also have a new neighberhood dog also. Marla bolts out of my apartment, hair bristling for confrontation and tears ass into apartment. Now I’ve been cleaning all day, no shower, hair sticking up, unshaven wearing a shirt with a huge weird head on it. I chase […]

I swear the only thing to do in this fucking city on Friday is get drunk or high. I have neither drugs or alcohol either. I’m about to go to Tracks out of total fucking boredom. Last night i was searching images.google.com for “drunk” and looking at other people’s drunk pics for a change. It’s crazy how many millions of […]

Last night i witnessed Redbird’s history. At 1am when the video screen informed us that we were attending the longest lasting baseball game in Autozone Park history, i felt a little warm and fuzzy. I don’t really like baseball. I collected baseball cards like a fanatic as a child, which seems like just a obsession in a small form, like […]

This credit company is really pissed about me not paying Bellsouth 7 fucking dollars. God, life is too short to worry about 7 fucking dollars. Faggots. It rules cuz i cancelled my phone so the creditors can't call me to ask me for money. Somehow they finally got my cellphone and i just said “i already paid it, go fuck […]

We get our first drinks and we see the girl. But it's a guy. In a dress. At the 97% black K107 Jams Old School Sunday night. We called him over and started talking to him. Turns out he's making a website about his journey to America. We exchange aim names and url's, buy him a Jack and Coke and […]

god, i hope chad made the drive home okay because he has all the pics from last night on his camera teaser66: drinks, ohhhh wait, ian’s bartending now isnt he oldschoolsundayTOAD: ian was the white dude? ugh, drank at hardrock, home now yay gonna throw up

I have no idea who's ass that is, if you know please mail me.