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was laying in bed trying to sleep when i hear ian barge in at 6 am with some anonymous girl. ian wakes me up, alex who is on the couch is totally awake. we all argue and figure and it’s decided that theres going to be a drinking constest at noon when we wake ian up. so now im in […]

Meathead is this huge speciman of a black man that works security at Hardrock on old school sundays. About a year ago, i was all drunk and tackled Meathead when Ian and the rest of the Hardrock crew convinced it would be funny. I tackle the wrong guy, they were telling me to tackle the small guy next to him […]

hehe i love explaining my failures at flirting on my site. I guess since im young i still can have a sense of humor about failed attemps at getting numbers at bars. Wait till i get older. Anyway, i walk up to the bar to get a drink and random girl of decent beauty starts talking to me. I sit […]

i’ve been spending a lot of time setting up this thing im doing now and i havn’t spent time wiht my favorite litlte project crackrhore.com recetnly crackhore has begun a gurrila warfare tattic of selling/giving away as many shirts and sticikers as possibls.they are showing up at bars that you go to now as i type this. nothing can stop […]

scoutMASTERtoad: ugh why isn't sek ever online anymore MahBizNizzle: dunno MahBizNizzle: been sick the past few days scoutMASTERtoad: really bothers me when people arn't online MahBizNizzle: he'll be on later scoutMASTERtoad: yeah but he's not on now scoutMASTERtoad: like he usually used to be MahBizNizzle: He probably hates you MahBizNizzle: and me too MahBizNizzle: 😉 scoutMASTERtoad: 🙁 scoutMASTERtoad: haha scoutMASTERtoad: […]

Everywhere on the interstate, there are drunk and high drivers trying to kill your family members. And their winning. Or at least we're trying.

As much as i love pot, i definetely need to refrain from getting high before social events. Last night a huge group of us went downtown for drinks. I was standing at the first club, beer in hand, next to the dance floor watching the beauty which god has created. There were these 2 really really hot girls, taller then […]

Had to jump several fences, climb under a few but we made it. Sitting on the 50 yard line of probably one of the most famous stadiums in the South. Andy George, my partner in crime both cracked a beer in the center of the field on the 50 yard line and started calling people on our respective cell phones, […]