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wow just all i have to say. it’s been a strange year. there have been lots of women, lots of websites and way too much beer. but until october 21th, it’s all been nothing. garry’s birthday present involved both of us going to a saints game. he bought my ticket and his super hot wife Tae Mee took us down […]

tomorrow i’m going to see the new orleans saints against the atlanta falcons in the dome. i’ve don’t think ive ever seen a professional game before and if i could pick any game this would be it. we might lose. we might win. it’s like a date with a hot girl, no way to know how it’s going to turn […]

yeah so….hmm…. last night i went to the strip club. spent a lot of money. which really isn’t a bad thing. i mean spending money is what you do at a strip club. you only take as much as you want to spend. the problem is i brought my credit card. going to be a really funny conversation with the […]

so in my endless internet shopping, i decided it’s time for some new sheets. like it’s been time for a few new pairs but it’s one of those things you just don’t think about when you’re at the store. i’m shopping around because i think it’s time to upgrade to silk sheets. going to be so boss, can’t wait. first […]

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i’ve been hitting the tori pretty hard lately. latest album is starting to get old already. i feel bad how she comes out with something new and i just wear it out. i don’t take it slow and only listen to it when i really want to. naw, i tear open that directory and eat up every mp3. anyway, was […]

got a new woman sitting next to me at work. kinda sad how fast the cubicles fill and empty. my 2 friends are gone and have been replaced already. our cube walls are really shallow so it’s like they are sitting in the same room with me. and even tho i have headphones, i still sing along. and i like […]

ive watched 10 minutes of the show k-ville. this is hilarious. it’s so accurate yet so stereotypical at the same time. so great….

So, it was October 5th, at 6:00 P.M. and I needed a shower. It was vacant, so I brought my towell and toothbrush in, turned the water on, but remembered I needed to make a phone call. I was already naked, so I just went to my room real fast, it’s only the next door down. I made the phone […]