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welp, the party went over successful. now im ripping the video of the fights. i have a 10 gig .mov file. i still have to do a lot of editing, stay tuned. by the way, every link on this website is probably broken, just like poor matt’s leg. Matt broke his leg at the fights. He was wearing a Got […]

a friend of a friend went to a strip club. he’s married. he was on the way back from the strip club when he realized he smelled like a strip club. he stopped at a exxon and pumped some gas into his car. he then poured a little into his hands and splashed it on his shirt. strip club smell […]

got to keep the loonies on the path. i went to bed at 7am this morning. i hate “business hours”. going to rebuild crackhore tonight. or maybe tommorow. or maybe tonight.

this was fucking weird. brad got invited to a party that his friend, i can’t remember her name, or what she looks like, was bartending at. we show up, all of us really wondering what the fuck is going on. he has a huge blow up purple gurilla. thing is like 2 stories tall. it was holding a banner but […]

just when you thought the links stopped coming TN’s new congressman lol

hahahhahahalhsfdlahsldkfhalshdflasdflkhsaldf you ain’t welcome in memphis, son, this is the ain’t nuthin to fuck wit. banned. /set mode #memphis +b iraq shit, when you get down to it tho, just living in memphis makes me feel paranoid and scared. now you want me to let a bunch of iraqi’s into our city hall? Hell no. If i had been Brown […]

as of last update, my fucked up civic is sitting in my neighber’s driveway. they don’t live there and gave us permission to use the driveway to give the appearance that someone lives there. well the neighbers next door already started bitching so i had to move the civic again. my new friend bry offers his barn in Walls, MS […]

i just sold my cracked bumper and headlights off my car for $230. the guys saw the car out front, knocked on 3 doors until they found me and paid me cash and took the lights and bumper. now it moves to MS where it will get gutted out more.

2 small pieces of Gus’s fried chicken, a apple with a piece of cheese, multivitamin, unisom and some vitamin e(cuz i don’t eat fish)