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it’s sunday again, my body withered and broken from the weekend of drinking to make up for the week of shit. now i sit in front of my computers, trying to figure out how i can both go out and drink yet stay home and work. drinking shouldn’t even be a thought after this weekend and the cough i have […]

GOD what a fucking long fucking god fucking week. i feel so much better now that im drunk finally i turn the cell phone off, to sleep that sleep that only people without cell phones sleep.. im afraid we’re going to invade more countries. im watching a fly walk across the monitor. drunk enough to think it’s artistic. thats all […]

everyone will be able to say i saw it coming so not win

Last night i got as stoned as possible and spent $60 at the grocery store. Now as any story, it has more then just that behind it. I smoked hore knows how many bowls before i got in the car, drove to Kroger and stumbled around the bright lit store picking up whatever looked good. My mp3 player blared NWA’s […]

i often wonder what marla thinks of my computers. She sees me every morning stumble out of bed to these mysterious 3 glowing boxes that seem to provide endless amounts of humor and pain. She’s seen me pounding fists on the keyboard because i was laughing or because a website had gone down. She just chills next to my chair […]

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bjOrnfuegO: oh god lol bjOrnfuegO: in mississippi scoutMASTERtoad: uh oh bjOrnfuegO: like cant remember exactly where scoutMASTERtoad: don’t like the beginning of this story bjOrnfuegO: i run out of cigarettes bjOrnfuegO: no ID bjOrnfuegO: so i go to like 8 places scoutMASTERtoad: blowjob? bjOrnfuegO: lol bjOrnfuegO: no bjOrnfuegO: looking for a vending machine bjOrnfuegO: i guess MS outlawed them scoutMASTERtoad: […]

ian is a whore. woke up to the sounds of headboard banging and chick screaming. definitely faking it tho. revenge fucking owns me.

Real Título expedido y firmado por Felipe II nombrando a Don Diego de Orellana de Chaves Corregidor de las Cuatro Villas, de Laredo, Santander, San Vicente de la Barquera y Castro Urdiales. Martinmunoz a 15 de junio 1592. And what is the compensation offered by the Austro-Hungarian authorities to the Serbian population as indemnification for the sufferings endured? Have they […]