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k, still drinking, coding and talking on aim…got the front of the site in ummm i guess order….i dunno if i like it but i don’t care at this point…moving on to the rants section sek gave me a formal insult that i won’t finish the shopping cart before i pass out…im about to prove him wrong

since im snowed the fuck in, im redesigning my site, don’t click on anything or fall down any big holes but i’ve got no where to fly to

*sips drink* last night was a prime example of why i need to just build a log cabin in the woods and shun the rest of the planet until my time of death. Like i’ve done enough drugs(this morning) to have a pretty healthy sense of perspective. I can usually feel what other people are thinking or feeling just by […]

ugh i need to learn to keep my fucking stoned mouth shut sometimes. I was at a quick-e-lube place today to get my oil changed today. Now a minute before, and picture this in your head, i’m driving down the road, screaming at the top of my lungs to Gin And Juice being played on 107 and smoking. When i […]

feel…so…terrible….alcohol…breaking body into pieces….

last night in a drunken stupor, i asked 6 girls on my aim list what position they masturbate in…..i’ve decided girls arn’t as kinky as guys are…or as i am….oh well, since the whole female species, except for a few aim windows, despises me, this shall not be a problem *wink* ian’s fight is tonight. hope he doesn’t get hurt […]

i had a girl ask me today why i smoked so much pot…. on the drive to work i was just driving along as usual, through the fucking Mound and this dog runs out in front of me. I shift down to third and start making this “move out of the way motion with my arm” and laughing. then i […]

Usually i try to break up my aim vacations into day by day accounts of what happened but this one is kinda tough. Every night i consumed as much alcohol as i could until sleep took it's grasp so trying to remember what each day consisted of….so i'm gonna kinda freestyle it, just try to cram every bit of every […]