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i mean song after song….seriously sang like 5 songs….it was great…..just kept giving me the microphone…so much whiskey…..i sang, the policy of truth, the humpty dance, what i got, and then i basically kinda blacked out. i did a lot of madonna….i showed nipple…i woke up on the floor of my apartment.

went and sang downtown today……did like 4 songs…..the karaoke lady had a crush on me…i know it…..i did some magic tho…..humpty dance…….what i got….the policy of truth…. i had a portrait done in jackson square….gonna send it to my mom……it turned out pretty good…..im going to build her a website in trade…. i want more…rules… ugh i need to eat […]

im  not making any promises but you still got that webdesign….. ive decided sleep is just another drug. i’ve been sleeping on my couch a lot but i really can’t get that good rem. the plus side is im waking up at like 7:30am and getting a great start on my evilness. i’m interviewing another webdesigner at 10:30am and working […]

i have a very static pattern with my french quarter drinking. i go down with a group of people and usually end up leaving them to go hunt. i find a target female and sit and talk with her for a while but usually end up haivng most of my conversation with the very neutral people around me. last night […]

so all day today im walking around with a jump drive of pics of my new artwork. everyone has seen it, the janitors, even the people in norfolk virgina who had to remote into my machine to fix it. I’m on the phone with them and they’re like “omg what is that?” and i have to explain the whole story […]

Wow so i was taking my trash down to my trashcan this morning and this was on the street corner. I have NO idea where the fuck this came from. I quickly drag it up my steps, laughing manically. I HAVE to find out how to mount this on my wall. I have found/stolen/bought a lot of art in my […]

ScoutMassaToad: >:o ScoutMassaToad: SATAN SATAN SATAN ImNoTpearljam: just jerked off ScoutMassaToad: oh nice ScoutMassaToad: good? ImNoTpearljam: very good ScoutMassaToad: *high fives* ImNoTpearljam: ever heard of teens for cash? ScoutMassaToad: no ImNoTpearljam: the set up is that they talk girls into comin back to the place for an interview ImNoTpearljam: then 2 old men hit on them and peel their clothes […]

it’s been about 24 hours since a declassified update and i’m getting a lot of this “maybe you’re doing this on purpose”. it’s so fucked up hearing this from girls online. look if you and your  “sisters” would go out with me then i might not go on fucked up internet adventure dates…. so before you get a good hardy […]

it was weird getting lectured by the cleaning lady at work about my drinking. the woman i work with, kerry, said she thinks i’ve gotten “better” since she started…i dunno, i thought i was going down hill…. i really have had it with life. ive decided to nest myself up in whatever apartment i can make for myself. i really […]