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see, it’s days like this that make remember why i keep this site up. i’m laying in bed, too pissed and tired to even think about the day i have tommorow. it’s time to vent. stephen king said he used to write about murders so he wouldn’t commit them himself. and i’ll say this about that. today im enjoying a […]

late on everything, everyone angry hate everyone, still late late late late

i fucking salute you. most pizza guys are pot heads so they’re probably getting stoned as shit right now since 4/20 is about over but for the ones who don’t do drugs or drink, i tip my hat. after dealing with the attack you’ve had to deal with tonight, i hope to god there is something you can do to […]

a lot of people know this but i’d like to rant for a second. rush hour traffic isn’t the cause of too many cars on the road. that’s not the problem. the problem is the 25% of idiots that don’t drive enough that get in the way of the rest of us who understand what lane is for what. so […]

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after 4 years of freelancing i had a client offer me a salary position doing non website design work. it’s weird. im doing something else now. i know, i know, i sold out. fine. but im doing it for a reason. i realized that i don’t want to work on anyone else’s website unless i really want to. kinda like […]

i got bored today after a meeting got cancelled and went did what i always do when i have time on my hands. i lwalk around home depot. after taking in all that i wanted to see, looking at the crow bars which were marked down to $4, deciding that it wasn’t quite time to replace my previous crowbar, dubed […]

was driving down Sanga with Valerie today, a very fun road which in my youth i drove around with carelessness, which i take great joy in navigating at the most dangerous speeds possible. a tow truck driver pulls in front of me and procedes not to take the sweet sexy corners of Sanga in which they were meant to be […]

im sitting here on her sister’s couch, drinking coors and watching unsolved mysteries whil the wedding shower occurs next door. i am so glad im not there. i can hear the cackling and laughing of women in full bridal enjoyment. i need more beer. ive met so many different people and have been introduced as valerie’s fiance which i said […]