TOAD NEWS FEED

So it’s freezing cold here, literally. Woke up this afternoon to my wonderful little ghetto city covered in a dangerous white substance. We went to Wal*Mart last night which a fun experience. I love looking into the eyes of the poor housewives, stocking up on water, totally terrified that the civilization that she knows and loves could come tumbling down because […]

I really don’t want to post but i have to. I don’t think Cheney shot this guy.  I see them all sitting at a table like “okay we’re getting a lot of heat on this cia leak, we need something drastic”.  Cheney sits up, straightens his tie and goes “Okay, Bush has been taking a lot of heat lately, it’s […]

I’ve fallen in love with WordPress and i’m moving in with…..her.  I’m moving my things out of Mambo’s apartment, and while i’m at it, i’m also going back to my old CMS’s house, that punk bitch named PMachine, and get some content i left over there. I’ve had it with Mambo’s drama and PMachine was just the bad one night stand that you can […]

3am friday morning. this has been such a terrible week. everything i have touched has instantly turned into shit. probably lost 1 client, gained another who thinks im a idiot, still don’t have a fridge. my crackhore business cards got here today tho. so i guess it hasn’t been a total lose. i need to take a picture of one […]

if everyone i know down south of me isn’t dead, online and needs a place to crash. i got 2 couches and wireless for anyone who wants it. aim: scoutmastertoad email: jesus@crackhore.com msg or email and you have a place to crash if you can remind me how i know you. swede and i were talking about jesus has been […]

i was wondering on the drive home today if i should even wonder about myself. there is no way i am either good or evil, i am both. my mom called me last week and said there was smoke coming out of the computer, giving off a putrid burning smell. i stop by bestbuy and pick up a new power […]

scoutMASTERtoad: yeah but when you are a small business owner in memphis scoutMASTERtoad: you don’t like your web developer comparing himself to your lord jesus christ Impearljam: hahaha Impearljam: ye maybe Impearljam: but they are narrowminded anyway scoutMASTERtoad: why, because they worship some dead jew instead of their webdesigner? most offensive update ever. look, i don’t hate jews or jesus […]

i like updates about roaches. no one likes roaches, except creepy roach liking people. i think thats why i really like any stories that have to do with them. my friend sam told me this story last week when he did this. it has nothing to do with me but i havn’t had a very intresting day so sam’s story […]

gawd what a stupid fucking day. i spent most of last night trying to clean some super nasty spyware from my work machine. you would think that someone who spends every waking moment at the computer wouldn’t get spyware but shit happens. god fucking kill i wake up after 2 natural ice tallboys and it’s still here. finally after a […]