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i’m not making a single new year’s resolution next year since they only seem to last for a few hours. i don’t need the extra guilt. i’ve never done heroin so this year my new year’s resolution is going to be not to do heroin. didn’t do it last year or ever so it’s a safe bet not to shoot […]

kelly bought me 2 flasks for christmas, i bought a flask for myself before christmas so i could bring it to one of the christmas parties. katy bought me a pair of flask sandals. everyone is encouraging me to drink myself to death. next year i need a liver transplant, who’s up for it?

yup, we made it another year….congrats everyone on making it. lets hope for a good year cuz god knows 07 wasn’t the best. not the worst either. I havent posted much lately. went to memphis for xmas and had a good time. it was great to see everyone, kinda crazy how much things have changed for everyone there. see you […]

so today a bunch of white people were protesting a bunch of apartment complexes that were pretty much destroyed in the storm. it turned out awesome. i wish i could have watched from a office building. this is one of the few times i’ve actually been totally  for police brutality. i wish nopd had fucked them up. tear gas the […]

i seriously have had difficulties with just about everything lately. buy.com, cab companies, the dmv, everything. i understand suicide bombers but i think they are blowing themselves up for the wrong ideas. i sent something out by ups today, left it on my porch. such a bad idea but i’m painted into a corner. i gotta roll the dice and […]

when kelly dropped me off at a intersection close to the game i had with me a very large to go cup of whiskey. after spilling a little of it on myself and walking through the freezing cold, drinking most of it i find garry. i immediately hand it to him and he takes a huge sip and we pass […]

Kelly and i were laying in bed a week ago deciding on what to do for food and how to spend the rest of the afternoon. She says “okay let me just shower get ready and we”ll go”. Kelly takes a while to get ready and we’re just going into the ghetto to buy bbq. Doesn’t require a shower, imo. […]

since ive got a kegerator i’ve been a real fan of riding in the backs of cabs and after filling up a huge to go cup. it’s great sipping your beer on the interstate and talking with the wonderful men and woman of the new orleans cab companies. call the white fleet, they be the shit. anyway. in my head […]

so watching the saints this season has been a real gamble. it sucks seeing them lose after the great season last year so you wonder why you’re taking time out of your day to get drunk and watch them. they were playing the falcons tho so i had to go watch. rode my bike up to the local daiquiri shop. […]