TOAD NEWS FEED

So my plan worked. I saw her that evening, she said she didn’t have any plans, i suggest dinner. She tells Anne and i that she’s moving up north for the summer. This figures but i’m going to just try to enjoy what time i have with her…or something… We walk to Juan’s, have a good meal, and she wants […]

just looked at a aparment about ten feet from some hole in the wall bar….just saw some people smoking pot on a sidewalk…need to just sign the lease now

god so gary and tammy say they talk to my landlord the other day. they mention im going to move out soon. i had been thinking about buying a house or something in this great city but i’m just looking and flirting, not dating any houses. tammy says she saw my apartment on craigslist. i walk calmly back to my […]

sitting here at 10:48pm all drunk blaring supertramp – goodbye stranger at the top of my $20 altec lansing speakers: ScoutMassaToad: wikipedia is sitting on my face Chipunk007: all up on it? ScoutMassaToad:    yes ScoutMassaToad: all ScoutMassaToad: up ScoutMassaToad: on ScoutMassaToad: it ScoutMassaToad: >:o Chipunk007: ooo baby

So friday i get a ride home, well not exactly home, a ride to a bar where a bar where i’m meeting pam and anne to work on shit. I get there and order a abita amber and eventually get a shot. we have a pretty good meeting, lots of yelling and shouting and drinking. We packup the laptops and […]

figures. i was actually kinda depressed about it. i guess this happens as you get older. oh well, people get divorced everyday, ya know? thats what i gotta remember when i think about all the married women i want… the divorce rate is on my side.

if she’s working today, i shaved, everything. look wonderful.

I beat a biter down with an aluminum bat rawr So ive been getting a lot of feedback about the black security guard who is going to stun and kill me. I can’t wait till next week. I wish people liked me. Everybody knows that you are insane :(. i think im going to go to sleep. I’m tired of […]

so one of my best friends at the MIC is leaving. he’s from memphis and we’ve had a brotherly bond since i met him. we all went out to eat. we get on the topic of the security guard that i’m in love with. (read above, i still havn’t hit on her, im a pussy, i know). One of my […]