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well, i think im moving. i faxed in the signed off today and im about to start a really interesting job in new orleans. i can’t really talk about who exactly im working for out of fear of google but this is going to be a real change. looking at the future now it really makes me wonder whats going […]

Manufactura and Helltrash are kicking down the door of this boring-ass city and putting on a show that is guaranteed to split your eardrums. This all-ages performance is EXACTLY what Memphis needs!! And all you underaged bastards out there better cash in on your opportunity to see this kind of Mayhem in your formative years. If you’re lucky it’ll scar […]

I hate when strange rumors about this site get passed around. Apparently people have been talking about a “crackhead fishing” post that i don’t know anything about. Nothing. This website is about alcoholism, stalking and ficticious drug use. And most importantly, Jesus. The libel being performed against my site is unexecusable and i have contacted my lawyers to get this […]

wow so i think it’s gonna be the end of this terrible memphis chapter. i mean im totally jinxing it up by posting about it, but im moving anway, now it’s out of my hands. Unless those CIA nazi fuckers watching this. Im moving soon, either sooner or well, later This is the first i’ve talked about this to, well, […]

“icing :(”

Wes and i went out drinking last night and ended up wanting to get some food about 2am. We call the Deli to order a pizza and the girl is like “you know the chef’s are gonna be pissed, we’re about to close” but they take the order anyway. We walk in and on the to go counter there is […]

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