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i bought a usb keychain drive the other day. Except i had already took it out of the package when i realized it’s either a) the most poorly designed electronic device i’ve ever purchased or b) the most homosexual Now let me explain, you can see in the above pic that it obviously can be worn on a keychain. Except […]

So i get this phone call today from…lets just say a goverment agency. I have been advised not to update my site in any manner that isn’t american. so from now on im going to have to keep this pretty professional.

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welp i have 8 weeks. if you are reading this and can get me a job, please call or email me. because im fucked. i don’t care anymore tho. as long as im not living under the tyranny of homosexuals, then i have definetely won. this is where we seperate the men from the webdesigners here. are you going to […]

i was so proud of myself last night, i didn’t have a single drink. I ate 3 sleeping pills and went to bed. I barely slept more then a hour or two, just laying awake, twitching and scratching. i wake up and head to my 10:30 meeting. I call ahead, just to make sure im not getting dressed, shaving, etc […]

fuck yeah. leave memphis at 10pm with beer in hand. everyone tells us to be careful. i lift my beer in approval and on to i-40 we go. we drove through hell, just rain, rain, rain and not happiness. i was feeling pretty confident of my driving, i hadn’t drank that much, and i was only on my 2nd beer […]

When your source for a certain thing dries up, go to places where you won’t normally see your friends. since you are no longer “fishing in the same pool” of consuption, your chances to score increase.

god, didn’t sleep hardly any, got to nashville too early. wandered around the airport. absolutely nothing intresting to write about. car ran great, win win win. andrew = leet so tired tho, coffee is so evil. just drink, and blink, drink, and blink, turn up music, roll down window, gotta stay awake. i think im going to get a cb […]

andrew, who i want to say is the god of all that is steel, just installed my mp3 player and speakers. tornado sirens BLARING, like “wait, what did you say” blaring, he(i watched, tried) installed speakers. of course, my mp3 player from my civic from…what a year ago, doesn’t want to be happy. he ties it to a different fuse […]