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May 19, 2006

old pictures are so great

I’m making a new section of crackhore of all my wrecked cars. While looking for them I stumbled upon some old content that definetely needs to be on the site. Last i heard she joined the air force. Probably getting nailed by 3 pilots in all of her holes.
May 19, 2006

Mad Max CRX

Well i finally went and picked up my CRX. My neighbor was sitting outside when i pulled up, he said it looked like something out of Mad Max. I need to get one of those hockey masks. I think i’m going to get a new fender and just start investing in the engine. At least the rims and tires look […]
May 19, 2006

too weird not to write about

So yesterday around 7pm i crack. I can’t sit at home and drink in front of the computers anymore. It’s time to leave the apartment and drink somewhere else. I grab a piece of paper and a pen and walk up to the deli. I sit and drink pabst and write manically into my little piece of paper. Finally i […]
May 18, 2006

there is no you

Well Andy Boy got his phone back today. I had nothing to do with it but it’s still good to know he got it back. I was really hoping i was going to connect him with his phone based on the weird call i got but oh well. At least i tried. The past 5 days have solved 3 of […]
May 17, 2006

naw fuck it, thats their job

So the other day i’m trying to pay Peter for his life threatening employment. We go to a gas station and my card is denied. Changing banks is fun. It is. Seriously. Awesome. Okay, plan b, lets go get cash back on the visa. I walk up to the lady at Riteaide with a 12 pack of beer and set […]
May 17, 2006

andy boy, call your cell phone

Last night after i got off the phone with andy, the phone rings again and it’s some black dude saying he found andy’s phone on the sidewalk. He said he just called the last number in his phone that he called. I made a few phone calls, to Alex’s and to other friend’s who might have his house phone. No […]
May 14, 2006

that is marla’s myspace page :(

FloTekSek: whats important in this pic is not the widescreen laptop, or widezcreen tv, its the gin and tonic thats calling me scoutMASTERtoad: doggy style too lol scoutMASTERtoad: nice FloTekSek: FloTekSek: i did that on purpose
May 11, 2006

so funny

Looks like ole Adrian is having problems loll
May 11, 2006

hope she doesn’t read this

So this girl ive talking to and drinking with came over around 11am while peter and rachel were over helping me work. This is a great 2nd date….i’m sitting here at my computers drinking, blaring music, hawaiian shirt unbuttoned, sword chilling on my lap. Like most people attempt to show people a different side of them, a better side of […]