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i know scott peterson is guilty and was sentenced to death. please stop reporting it. he killed her. we know. stop telling us. we all know. seriously. signed america

i’ve been watching a lot of tv lately. a lot. lots of police chases, cop shows, etc. i’ve started to notice a disturbing trend. i’m always rooting for the guy being chased by the cops. weaving in and out of traffic, wrong side of the road, over sidewalks…i always want them to get away. they never do. if i was […]

yah know, if i was dead, i don’t think i’d care about the condition of my underwear. something obviously went really really wrong in my day for strangers to be going thru my pants(or something really right lol), but god, you’re laying there without a head or massive wounds, cold and dead, why should you care? it’s not like doctors […]

Well, my mustang needs a new engine. I hate you, Jesus. Not good news. if anyone would like to paypal me $1,200 for a new engine and the labor, go ahead. It’s a really good thing i don’t give a fuck about my life, my future or my cars or else this would be really depressing news. *reads line over […]

Living at home with my folks again sure is…depressing. My dad’s liquor cabinet is slowing being drained, ive woke up at 6:15am the past 2 days and will wake up the next 3 days at that same time. I’ll ride with my co-worker, do data entry for 8 hours, which is the webdesign equvilant of stitching soccer balls, then come […]

well, after a nice relaxing weekend with my girlfriend and friends, most of my sucidial thoughts have subsided. but it’s only monday. by thursday i’ll probably be bitter and angry again. i picked up my mustang from the mechanic on friday. it’s running worse then when i dropped it off. get this tho, my mom went and picked up the […]

Federal agents arrested three Memphis police officers. FBI agents Sunday arrested officers David Tate, Billy Scott, and John D. Vaughan. They are accused of providing protection for clubs, transporting prostitutes and methamphetamine to high-rollers at Tunica casinos. Memphis cops busted Keep reading, best part is that David Tate is the son of Jerry Tate, a local news anchorman. Maybe the […]

valerie just updated her livejournal. i originally spelled it “live journal” but since she’s looking over my shoulder, i now have it right. now i’m being gay. since i can’t watch or help while she updates her site. she says she wishes i wore underware because she says when her friend tiffany pisses her off, she grabs a handful of […]

Well, it’s officially thanksgiving and I officially have nothing to be thankfull for. So today the car place that replaced my head gaskets call me and and tell me the car is done. Yay, i can finally get back on with my life, leave my parent’s and go back to my apartment. My mom and sister went to go pick […]